December 2011
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sexual innuendos in cartoons.
oh my GOD @ flinstones and cow and chicken
D: holy shit lmao
scarytale:
I think in the name of feminism I’m gonna start shitting in a cardboard box and giving all my beautiful turds their own special names. I’m gonna piss in my pants and take photos of my piss pants because I’m a fucking woman and if that’s too confronting for you to deal with then fuck you. I won’t flush my turds because that’s what MEN want me to do. It’s natural for me to shit and piss...
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
lol holy shit
mageofd00m:
I logged into my old neopets account and
hahaha
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spiritualcomputing replied to your post:
wtf hasent any1 ever told u that smoking kills? wtf thats grosse
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
*SLAMS DOOR*
my boyf bought me a singapore chowmein, packet of...
what more could a girl want :$
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“Tony Blair phoned Gaddafi twice to urge him to stand down. Apparently, the...”
– - Frankie Boyle; Work! Consume! Die!
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-hd replied to your post: ther day, did amuse me
sincerest apologies but it had to be done
friendship over ok
-hd asked: Rediscovered that comparingalgaetomusicfestivals tumblr t'other day, did amuse me
pussyaintfree replied to your photo: can i just
lol is that sean
either you are frighteningly good at recognising chests or you’ve seen it b4
yep!
kukluxkallum:
porn pop-ups are the best
no that was an actual message from me
are you interested or wat
photobucket makes me want to delete every trace...
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spiritualcomputing replied to your post: failure by cath
im going to cry like fuck
i usually remember too
SIGH
undeas asked: failure by cath
dirty ol' gruns
scoot and i on hospitals in prison break
cath says:
see
if that were HERE
there'd be no money questions first
disco stu says:
if it were there she'd get a shot of whiskey and theyd saw off her leg
like it's 1850
...and then i did
eat my p u says:
*you are the queen of my mound
*stand upon this ground and claim the valley as your home
*when you reach the bottom
*you will find 2 caves, go past the wet one until you reach a cave that smells of waste.
*then fit your entire body in there, and wait for the coming.
cath says:
*i don't know where you're leading me to with your words, but i'm enjoying it
eat my p u says:
*my anus
*get in my anus cath
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